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Liam's Dick 

A dick so big it looks like a third leg.
"Damn Liam's Dick was big homeskillet, Veronica rode that shit all night long.. and when she got up she couldn't walk!! She waddled!"
Liam's Dick by alexiajadesosa February 12, 2010

liam’s arms stiff 

When Liam has an orgasm and this results in his arms being stiff as fuck, like when he fucks The Galaxy Note 7 and his ass explodes
Tim: Fuck Liam! Why you fuck a Samsung. Now you’re Liam’s arms stiff

Liam's Mom

The most fuckable slut you will ever find for free or lay your eyes on.
Landon did Liam's Mom last night.
Liam's Mom by phoyto March 26, 2009

Liam's cases 

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids
Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat
Liam's cases by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

Liam's Logic 

Resort to using Liam's logic whether it is buying, selling or more. It is very contagious and enters the mind quickly. Do not consume the Liams Logic if you have a family.
"I am going to buy a Sharkcard" said the stupid boy who got consumed to Liam's logic
Liam's Logic by Doge751 December 19, 2021

Liam’s slipknot

The Liam’s slipknot is a slipknot made out of cat shit you take the cat shit and make a slipknot then let it harden wait for the aroma to be so strong it kills you before the slipknot
Damn nigga he really killer himself with a Liam’s slipknot
Liam’s slipknot by Liams are gay October 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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