JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 26, 2017

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.

My dad was Stanley Matthew Todd

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018

john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth

wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley

by mbdog123 July 22, 2016

stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016

tyler stanley

A nerdy person who lives in califronia.

Also only wears banana republic

Theres that nerd Tyler stanley

by GoodJob19383y June 8, 2016