Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.

Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.

by Vanthaman December 16, 2009

Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019

Albrecht Flu

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.

“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”

by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020

Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.

When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.

by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018