Boner fide

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015

the fiddler

When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.

"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."

by Facktopian Bob October 29, 2015

Widdle Your Fiddle

When a man shakes his penis gentle after going to the urinal.
To shake your penis

Gary - Jus finished having a piss colin
Colin - Well always make sure that you WIDDLE YOUR FIDDLE."

by Lary Linwood July 2, 2008

fiddely fart

The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.

She walked down the street fiddely farting.

by P'lette September 28, 2006

Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

fidelisexual

guy who is sexually attracted to loyal females

Evan:I heard she has problems just holding one guy down.

Ryan: I can't be with her I am fidelisexual.

Evan: She definitely isn't for you.

by NewWorldProfessor January 22, 2015

fidelity bank

The greatest bank of all time. The most basic account is free, so why not start here?

I am proud that I go to Fidelity Bank with my financial businesses, unlike you Wells Fargo types.

by TheInfiniteRick May 4, 2018