Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Half-fucked

The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."

by joggerslife February 3, 2010

Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

by Deadfella September 20, 2010

Lane Fucked

Lane fucked , is when you get into what you think is the fast lane, but the minute you enter the lane it suddenly stops. You change lanes, hoping to avoid the problem that caused the slowing, but again, your new lane suddenly stops and the previous lane starts moving again . You can be "Lane Fucked" over and over again.

Tom : I'm very sorry that I'm late for the meeting , I was repeatedly "Lane fucked" on the way to the office this morning.

Joe : I hear you, I was "Lane fucked " one time on the way to the airport and I missed my plane!

by Elmalevo December 3, 2010

Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011

Buffer Fucked

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.

I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.

by N4CER32 October 19, 2011