Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

by jcr1979 December 19, 2009

Feet In The Air

The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.

Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.

by Sandybchs December 7, 2006

5 feet

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

the hand that feeds

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album

Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it

by Jesse Iniguez June 16, 2008

Boney African Feet

Ghetto term meaning bon appetit or eat up

My girl is so roman attic she makes me fried chicken everyday and I say boney african feet.

by QueenB_arista November 20, 2016

Feestwa

A feestwa is a person who is clueless, and outgoing. In their outgoing behavior they have sudden random outbursts that make sense to only them and other feestwas. They have an uncanny ability to confuse and complicate things. Feestwas are usually narrow minded when it comes to their views on life. They frequently call others feestwas in attempt to appear non-feestwish. If you call someone a feestwa, it is likely that you are one as well. The dodo birds in the movie 'Ice Age' would be considered feestwas. Mooks are usually feestwas.

"He's such a feestwa.""Be quiet, you feestwa !" "You're a feestwa !" "No, you are!" "No, you !"...

by yah-man April 12, 2009