Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake

By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 31, 2022

Fatherless day

The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum

Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.

by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019

father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

Butt Father

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...

"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole

by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010

fuck father

The ultimate fuck boy. Fuck boy supreme.

Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News

by hermionemate September 29, 2015

father

One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.

father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?

by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010