fanpage

a group of fans with Instagram pages where they post inappropriate photo's of their Idol/Stan and where they spill the tea to other fans

COMMENTS ON A FANPAGE

Beanz 1-"so like i heard Zion Kuwonu is fucking with that ugly at hoe malu trivago,"
Beanz 2-"me too!"
(Beanz shared a photo with Beanz 1)
photo- zion and malulu trivago

by SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT COCK November 30, 2019

FAPLAW

Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."

Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."

Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.

Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!

Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!

Purplepotamus: Yes it does!

Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?

Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!

(She storms off.)

Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!

by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

Fapadink

The act of fapping a small penis.

Mr. Black grabs his tiny pud between his thumb & finger, and begins to fapadink. Range of motion being 1 inch or less.

by Total Serenity August 1, 2013

fapacino

When you masterbate into your coffee or someone else's and then drink it.

I made your mom a fapacino cause that bitch was groggy and she's a freak.

by Jaxsux July 25, 2016

FAPA

A FUPA (fat upper pussy area) becomes a FAPA the moment it is resting on the forehead of someone performing cunnilingus on a woman with a FUPA.

Affectionately nicknamed "forehead Fup'(foop)"

Her FAPA made my forehead sweaty

by Bapstar May 11, 2022