fanastic

fanastic; adj or verb; (pronounced : bombastic) a fantastically stupid/retarded action; and insult.

When you slipped on the ice so fanastically, I couldn't help but point and laugh at your sorry ass.

by BECKS. March 8, 2009

Fantastic Life

Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life

Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life

Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack

Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters

For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life

Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!

The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!

No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

Fabtastic

A word someone like Barbie would use
It’s basically saying fantastic and fabulous at the same time
Only people who wear lots of pink say this

OMG that’s so fabtastic!!!
It’s so pink and fabtastic!!!!

by Nikki Wilder April 16, 2019

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.

Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.

by \][po July 20, 2009

Factastic

A word used to describe a situation in which a blogger totally destroys a troll's weakass argument by rebutting same with irrefutable facts.

Ann Coulter responded to a leftwing moonbat troll with evidence that completely destroyed his weakass comment. It was factastic!

by canadianbluelemons February 20, 2007

Fagnostic

A homosexual man whom refuses to believe in the advantage of length or girth over the other.

Agame is fagnostic, and can't decide which of his former boyfriends was better in bed.

by Zibidideath August 8, 2009

fagnostic

1) someone who is just so unbelievably gay or strange that it is ridiculous.

2) any emotion

That guy with his hip popped out in his picture is so fagnostic.

Her boyfriend is so fagnostic that he wants to be a girl.

Her mood is always so fagnostic!

Eww that's so fagnostic!

by jersey biotch xo3 December 16, 2008