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facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
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Facebook

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
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Facebook

A thing that only adults use
OMG Facebook is the best -Adults
by Farthest October 1, 2017
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Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.
"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018
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facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.
by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011
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facebook

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.
by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018
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