excelcolism

ek sel' kuh lism (n) 1. The tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. An obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.

- My stats are in! In 2012 I drank 421 beers, 125 glasses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. That averages out to just under 2 per day.

- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?

by Corkjob March 11, 2013

excellexcremence

Getting credit for fixing something that you broke in the first place.

Fixing the rampant server errors that were sloughing off my script like dandruff will surely earn me the excellexcremence award.

by Ohisian July 5, 2012

excelulite

Building a "house of cards" of excel spreadsheets and formulas to the point where the fatty nature of the product is really cheesy and ugly.

Wow - that excel spreadsheet suffers from extreme excelulite...

by mdk September 26, 2012

Exceller

Exceller is known as a Sexy Beast of a Creature...........No other explanation needed

Wow, That kid is a Sexy Beast of a Creature! He must be an Exceller!

by Exceller February 27, 2017

Excellenter

An Accolade that Exceeds the Parameters of being Excellent in comparison

French Fries are Excellent !!, but French Fries with cheese are Excellenter than its original

by C.B. DaGeneral December 27, 2018

excelia

a very cute and loveable person who deserves love uwu 💓💗💖💖

Person: hey i’m dating Excelia

Person 2: that’s good she deserves love!

by hhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 27, 2019

excellent

Excellent, or Phat may refer to someone who might be classified as obese. Excellent people are usually close minded people to whom you can never explain anything due to many layers of fat in the skull tissue. People who are classified as excellent are usually at risk of heart attack, immobility, and brain damage. Excellency is listed by the WHO (World Health Organization) as a condition, common in 3rd world countries such as Northern Africa and south east Asia. It is a leading cause for infant mortality among women, leading them to only bearing one child. Being one of the worst conditions that ravaged the 3rd world, it is holding it back from coming out of the dark ages into the modern era.

Her excellency may prevent her from having offspring in the future.

Daliyeh has only one child due to being excellent in her childhood.

by PreservationOfAmericanHeritage August 20, 2021