Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

evan lovas

A kid that you never want to meet.

Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.

by ajsol04 December 9, 2019

Errang

An errang is when you ask or tell your sibling something several times until they have a mental breakdown. The word errang itself can be used to perform an errang. An example of an errang could be simply asking your brother “why?” Until he does not have an answer and begins to question his own existence.

“Oh yeah bro, I totally erranged my sister yesterday! She almost lost her mind!”

by Octopancake August 1, 2020

Evanbear1

Evan is a bowl cut man that streams on twitch.tv/evanbear1

I hate evanbear1

by x_tango October 12, 2020

Evan

Evan is the most kinda and most special person you will ever meet He loves to kick ass and looks good if you have a Evan in Your life he will Impact it for the better and ESPECIALLY dont break up with him because He is so vauluable ANd so Amzzing that You will Be deppersed that you wont have him He is Cute funny and all around the most perfect Person even he has a masive penis and a Even Bigger heart He is the Greatest Thing to eve happen to you, never leave Him

Girl 1. :Holy shit is that Evan"

Girl 2. "OMG yes It is He so Dreamy Wait hes walking towards us"
Evan. "Hey Guys how is it going"
Girl 2 Faints
Evan."She alright"

by Phioll you mama October 19, 2020

Evan

A Smart/Cool/Funny Person If You Find A Evan Treat Him With Respect Don't Let Him Go He Is Very Emotional At Times And Will Cry In Bed And Think About Life He's One With A Loving Personality And Will Live And He Doesn't Care If There Like 10 Hours Away He Will Protect A Girl And Sometimes He's Bisexual And Will Protect A Boy And Mess With A Evan Unless You Want Death.

Riley: Hey Is That And Evan!
Grace: Yeah I'm His Friend

Riley: Your So Lucky....

by MyNameIsE November 23, 2020

evan sinclair

an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god

Evan Sinclair harder. Evan Sinclair the best name

by your mala habbibe March 3, 2021