Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.

I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.

Evan by iamyourfat June 16, 2018

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Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

Evan by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

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Evan

Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.

Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg

Megan: yeah...what about him

Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he

Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*

Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about

Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing

Evan by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018

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Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

Evan by That background girl September 17, 2018