(adjective) Awesome, kickass, or otherwise positive. Can be used to refer to anything but is usually referring to a particular event or action. The most common usages are "epic win" or "epic failure," and some prefer to type it in all caps. Occasionally people use the phrase "Epic ___" as a stand-alone sentence or phrase, always following a story about something considered Epic.
Example 1: "He's a blackbelt in karate, so when this asshole came up to him, he totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was fucking Epic."
Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."
Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"EPIC WIN!"
Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."
Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"EPIC WIN!"
by A. Webb October 17, 2007
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An epic adventure is a usually a epic road trip that takes place over the summer... Of You and your best buds that consist of you doing one or more of the following. Killing a large and dangerous animal, finding large amounts of weed, and discovering the lost ark.
Bro 1: Dude remember that epic adventure we took last year
Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed
Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed
by Swagforreal November 3, 2011
Get the epic adventure mug.A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"
Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."
MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"
Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."
MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"
Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
by papasario September 3, 2013
Get the epic mother fucker mug.Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
Get the Epic Fail mug.A man who tries to kill him self like this:
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
Get the Epic Fail mug.a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008
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