Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

by rach1234567899 July 06, 2007

english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone September 20, 2007

English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

by Gareth88 April 05, 2006

THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

by english earmuffin all the time November 08, 2010

English grammar

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.

Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!

by Popoi June 23, 2004