Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Eastsource

Eastsource is commonly used when a company from a country in Western Europe, such as the Netherlands, Belgium, UK or Germany, obtains software development services by contract from a supplier in Eastern Europe. They normally do that to save time on recruiting and forming teams, have increased flexibility, access to a larger talent pool, and to cut on budget.

Hans: “Guten tag! We can’t find a good local team for this software project and our budget is unfortunately tight.”
Sofia: “Eastsource, mein Freund...Eastsource is the answer!”

by Global software developer March 5, 2018

eastside park

A park/hood located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida mostly filled with Zoe’s. A person from east would also say they are from the east or 1300 block . A person who reps the east would use numbers 135 or 1300.

Eastside Park is usually where all the Zoe’s be at.

by BlockBleeder July 10, 2018

Eastside Corona

An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light with a lime in it.

Damn this Eastside Corona is even better than a real one. Dam Eastsiders know how to party!

by hogballs5000 October 2, 2018

East Milton Square

A center in the town of Milton, Massachusetts. There is absolutely nothing to see here. It's next to a supermarket and a CVS, and it consists of: a bagel joint, dry cleaners, 3 or 4 pizza places, a run of the mill Chinese food restaurant, standers bank, dunkin donuts, and an overpriced restaurant called Novaru or something. Oh and parking sucks too

I cannot find a parking spot in East Milton Square because it's this tiny spot in Milton that shouldn't even exist.

by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019