Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.
Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!
by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024
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Bring the education

verb; To teach a group of people a piece of unknown knowledge
aka; Drop Knowledge
Dude #1:Baby, I can't figure out how to bake flax whole wheat french bread.
Babe #1:Sexy thing, don't worry I'll come over and bring the education.
by Avi Hot Pants February 29, 2008
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home education

Home educated people are children who are educated otherwise than at school. This could be by their parents following/not following the curriculum or online schools (yes, they existed before Covid-19). However, some online schooled students don’t like being called home educated.

Some peoples’ reasons for being home educated are:

- Religious beliefs
- Mental/Physical health
- Pursuing other commitments such as acting or sports
- Other, such as a need for a decelerated/accelerated education due to a number of reasons.

The list goes on.

There are many other social opportunities for children that aren’t school. Please don’t assume we are social recluses.
I was home educated until I was 7, then returned to home education when I was 13.
by Lizuna August 20, 2022
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Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.
Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.
by ElectricMayhem September 01, 2021
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honkey education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"
by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021
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early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy November 01, 2022
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alphabet education

Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
by QuacksO March 22, 2022
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