Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

EDENOLOGY

Edenology is defined as a 7-part calculating system that tracks The Creation of The first human, Adam, The beginning of human history. This system records Adam from The Land of Eden in Year 0, to The Resurrection of Christ in Year 4205. These times are equated to 4172 BC-33 AD. The times and dates are provided by Messianic Hebrew Scriptures.

Edenology is The study of all things related to Eden.
"He studied Edenology to prove The Earth was thousands of years old and not millions."

by Rev. Graham January 3, 2013

Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

eternity

eternity ; Is something that isn't infinite but to achive its own : that can last forever ; just like your entirety of eternity of sexy booty!

Eternity is seaminglessly something that repeats itself, but that you do not know is there or is happening.

Like Your eternity booty in motion.

by x2v12 May 15, 2016

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

Edenham high school

A school that was once a place filled with dick sucking skets and wannabe road men. Until 2018. Where now remains a school run by Hitler. RIP to those who stayed after that year

Me:

Mrs Warnock: *we got em boys* Edenham high school is going down

by Southaidesket November 16, 2018

Eden boys

Eden boys the shittiest school in the united kingidom. If you ever want to be a rapper and rap about being in the can then this school is the right one for you. Its a prison. Also it’s a School full of males meaning majority of the students are homosexual excluding the members that joined in 2013. If you want a school full of annoying teacher and strict rules you’d get it in an army come to this school.

John: Ffs back to gay prison

Tom: ahh your Back to Eden boys

by Ghanja December 17, 2018