new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

dumpling

a fine ass vato, usually with a j name and takes you to do fun illegal shit sometimes

my dumpling stole me some chopsticks one time

by buster.cherry6 March 24, 2020

dumple

verb.

to buy dumplings from a cheap restaurant that offers delivery, esp. at 2am while working on psets.

Would you like to dumple? Nah man, Quan's is closed and I can't handle that much grease tonight.

by noodlepoodle4177 February 16, 2014

Dumple

When somebody only has a dimple because they're fat, those are called Dumples.

Dimples fat dumpy

Delani: Omg Eric you have dimples!
Eric: No, Delani. Those aren't dimples, those are dumples.

by CallsforBalls November 18, 2015

dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018