by Maz August 27, 2004
Get the A duck!mug. what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
Get the Duckmug. I was ducking about vacations in Tuscany
by sanguisdex June 12, 2020
Get the duckingmug. A euphemism for social anxiety.
by quackmaster February 7, 2015
Get the Duckmug. by Roger Waters' pubic hair October 10, 2016
Get the Duckmug. Person 1 : Yo dude.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
by Neongamez November 15, 2021
Get the Duckmug.