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Douchebag

Oh my god, Michael is such a douchebag
by Young A.V February 7, 2010
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douchebag hair

Hair that is overly styled or processed. This includes:
- Spiked up, gelled hair, hardened into what looks like porcupine quills
- Greasy shellacked locks (bonus points if this ends curl)
- A man with longish hair wearing a woman's hairband
- Ridiculous chunky blond highlights
- Emo fringe
- Faux hawks
Etc.
Pauly D on Jersey Shore's hair = quintessential douchebag hair
by RhondaK March 21, 2011
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Douchebag

Someone who believes that they are superior to the other people in the room. They have passed all levels of jerk to asshole. They are now just a douchebag. Most often associated with males but can rarely be associated with a female.
Man, Sean Bowsher is such a douchebag.
by Whisky Tango Foxtrot ;) June 29, 2016
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Liberal douchebag

People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:

A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government

Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.
Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.

See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
by OLOL October 5, 2007
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douchebag

A person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
Ron MacLean of CBC's Hockey Night in Canada is a douchebag.
by canucklehead67 January 17, 2010
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dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.
(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.
by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006
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Noob Tuber Douchebag

A fucking cod player who is so retarded that they have to use the most pointless weapons ever and spam the fucking trigger.
Kevin is such a noob tuber douchebag, he went 74-2 on me.
by Spirit Platypus April 25, 2011
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