Bitch, the door.

When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.

"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."

by Buildex September 14, 2017

sperm donor

The person that gets a female pregnant but doesn't help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. In some cases they don't acknowledge the child at all.

I saw my sperm donor today. He came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.

by Arlene August 27, 2003

Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

the door in the floor

To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.

"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."

by tlc November 18, 2004

the doldrums

a.k.a Intertropical Convergence Zone (ICZ)
Early sailors named this belt of calm the doldrums because of the low spirits they found themselves in after days of no wind. To find oneself becalmed in this region could mean death in the era when wind was the only motive force available, and it was certainly a depressing experience to be isolated, in the middle of the ocean, in a hot, muggy climate.

I am in the doldrums because I lost the race.

by Arjuna July 21, 2008

glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010

Door duty

When your at a big place (Concert, Sporting event) and there's a line to the bathroom, and your holding the door.

Eddie: man great concert
Wayne: yeahh good call

*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*

Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.

by Eddie and Wayne November 8, 2008