doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.

Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!

by fuzz foster February 14, 2010

Donika

A combination of someone who is bad at math, a Shrek fanatic and loves the term butthole.

I can believe Tessa is friends with a Donika

by Donika October 27, 2019

doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

ba-donka-donk

ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female

toni has da ba-donka-donk

by Ted October 6, 2004

doink

to steal something and not return it back

I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it

by Melsy December 28, 2005

B Donkalope

A member of the species, Badonkalopus Maximus...

A female that has a protuding posterier...

We stalk the elusive urban B DONKALOPE in its natural habitat, an R. Kelly show..

by Therm One September 12, 2006

doink fest

a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately

"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"

by Dr. Bendova April 28, 2008