Cliff Diving

Cliff Diving is the act of last-minute bowing out of a social engagement amongst friends or colleagues, because you're secretly binging on pornography. The "drive" of Cliff Diving, refers to the heads-over-heals nature of the pronograhy binge.
Where's your boy at? Where all here at the bar!
Oh, he's not answering texts. He's probably Cliff Diving on that butt porn.
Probably true.
by tennisthemenace June 01, 2018
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Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.
by ArtNSin June 12, 2015
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Bush diving

Headlong leap of young men into woody bush.
Bru, I totally broke my glasses bush diving last night.
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donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.
"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"
by amandaul October 21, 2014
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dip diving

the act of eating out a womans gentials with a dip in.
Last night Hall put in some Grizz Mint and ate out Cindy. He was Dip Diving!
by MosesTheJew June 27, 2009
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Scuba Diving

Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.

Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester?

Chris: No.
by chr3000 March 16, 2010
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Scuba Diving

Yesterday I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I got to go scuba diving, it was AWESOME.
by TheCubanBeast May 20, 2010
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