Diversion

A distraction.

Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!

by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010

deep sea diver

cockney rhyming slang for a £5 note

it costs a deep sea diver to get in to see that film

by rattmolph August 29, 2006

Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Stinky Diver

A sexual act where on participant poops directly into a girl vagina.

That girl was a freak, she wanted me to give her the stinky diver.

by Omgzilla July 10, 2010

diver

A person performing oral sex in a woman. Also known as eating and going down.

guy1: hey, where is Brad?
guy2: he's diving in Susie for almost an hour.

by bajoom August 27, 2005

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

dives

A dives means 5 pounds worth of weed or half a bennerz.

safe blud wanna buy a dives

by skamsc January 20, 2008