field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.

Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.

by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018

What da Dildo?

It is similar to the phrase- What the Fuck?

or to something that one might not have understood
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the word dildo is used for the simple fact that you use a dildo while fucking

Friend-Dude i just shit my pants! Help!!

You- What da Dildo? No!! Ew!!

by PARYSS :) May 27, 2010

punk ass dildo

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo

Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo

by Xvgdh June 19, 2017

Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019