Secret Desert

A guilty pleasure.

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.

by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020

Pullin' A Desert Bus

Being 8+ hours late to anything

Joe: Dude your 8 hours late

Dill: Yeah my bad

Joe: ...ugh your Pullin' A Desert Bus

by SGTQuanto November 25, 2010

moist mexican desert

When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth

Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now

by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018

southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.

Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????

by YAWA May 23, 2022

desert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Desert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

dease

the abbreviation of the word decent. made infamous by a benfen fellow.

The hookah is dease.

by hookahmarshfifa November 30, 2011

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009