derrick

a guy who only cares for himself! and does nothing but use woman for his own satisfactions. a complete idiot! a man who thinks way to highly off himself and has wack ass game and a short penis. derrick is a player,jerk, cocky,irrogent,self absorbed

don't be a derrick-stop using woman!

by get over urself February 9, 2010

derrike cope

A NASCAR driver best remembered for winning the 1990 Daytona 500. Also won at Dover that year, but hasn't won since. Best known now for racing with "start n' park" teams and for a series of Avacor commercials.

Man, Derrike Cope looks so good, he gets ALL the women!

by Mike from First State April 21, 2006

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Derrick James

Amazing person, works hard with lots of ambition, and will take his shirt off his own back for another. Tall dark and handsome. Loves his family and will protect everyone he loves. Over all a great person. Oh and he loves him some Heather!! 😘

Everyone should have a Derrick James life is so much better with him.

by Beautiful1238 December 21, 2016

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020