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fire spitting dragon

When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her
Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.
by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013
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Daron Malakian

The most talented guitarist on the face of Earth.

Daron Vartan Malakian was born on July 18, 1975 in Hollywood, CA as an only child to Vartan and Zepur Malakian. Like all members of the greatest band in the world, System of a Down, he has Armenian ancestry.

His love for music started when he was 4 years old. His cousin played him a KISS record and, like most people in their right mind, he loved it. Daron originally wanted to be a drummer, but his parents bought him a guitar so that they could sleep at night. He started liking heavy metal bands like Cannibal Corpse when he was a teen, but at about 17 he was listening to The Beatles. Daron was also a fan of the LA Kings hockey team.

In 1993, something happened that would lead to the best thing ever. Daron met Serj Tankian. They shared the same rehearsal studio but they were in separate bands at the time. Daron played lead guitar for one band, and Serj played keyboard for the other. The beginning of System of a Down was then created. They had named this new band "Soil". Soon after, they accepted Shavo Odadjian as their bassist. Soil's name was changed to System of a Down after a poem Daron wrote named Victims of a Down. Andy Khachaturian was their drummer who was replaced by John Dolmayan.

Daron wrote half of the lyrics and most of the music for System of a Down's songs. Some songs could be about the Armenian Genocide (look it up... it's terrible), crazy random stuff, and anything in between. System's debut album was released in 1998, Toxicity in 2001, Steal this Album in 2002, and Mesmerize and Hypnotize in 2005.

System was a successful and unique metal band for about 13 years. They disbanded in 2006 to do "side projects". Serj went solo and Daron and John formed a band called Scars on Broadway. Neither Scars or Serj will ever be as great as System because of the perfect harmony that Daron and Serj's voices made together. *sigh*... Oh well.

Daron Malakian lives in Glendale, Cali now and he collects candles, skulls, instruments, Persian rugs, and Middle Eastern smoking devices. He hates the Nu Metal label more than anything. He often plays his Ibanez Iceman which has custom graphics by his father.
Daron Malakian can play better than anyone... And he was very sexy in 2001-2002.
by SOAD-4-life June 29, 2009
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dragon tracks

n. said of an object that may have had a shady history, or was possibly used in a crime, in a previous owner's hands
I was pretty reluctant to buy that guy's '75 Eldorado - I sensed dragon tracks.
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Dragon Hunting

Dragon Hunting is the Bisexual, Unatached Male equivalent of a Unicorn in Poly and Non-Monogamy lifestyles.
Jeb and Kara feel their lives are incomplete, and are looking for a third. They want a Bisexual Man, so they go Dragon Hunting.
by Milasriel March 9, 2018
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hooded dragon

My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".
"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"
by Sir Prepuce April 20, 2004
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Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.
That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!
by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009
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