Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor

I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.

by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018

Cryptowag

One who discovered bitcoin and the world of cryptocurrencies in the year 2017 or later.

That bro is such a cryptowag. I’ve been HODL’ing my Bitcoin since 2013.

by rochbro November 28, 2017

Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

Crypler

One who holding or focusing in single crypto currency

JOHN is crypler , holding so much etherium

by Ownism™ May 3, 2018

Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.

Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.

by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018

Crypciprocation

Responding to someone's cryptic speech, messages or behavior in a similarly (and often more) cryptic nature, as to out-cryptisize them. In doing so, teaching said person a first-hand lesson on the annoyance of unclear, enigmatic or oblique communication.

Judy's vague and mysterious voicemail is just a crypciprocation of my vague and mysterious text. Judy is such a clever bitch, I wish I were more like Judy.

Pop Culture: "Crypciprocation is a dish best served cold."

by PayneTrayne69 May 27, 2018

cryptowankery

Making your own cryptographic systems and forgetting about key revocation, using 8K RSA because more is better

Did you hear about that new system that Facebook have?

Oh yes but it’s full of cryptowankery

by Grumpy runner February 21, 2019