Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016

crumpestated

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.

This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted

by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016

crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017

Crudlets

small peices of curd(marijuana) found at the bottom of crud jars and from falling out of joints or blunts

i have hella crudlets left at the bottom of my jar

by toeass November 7, 2017

crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017