camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

stick a carrot in your cuntie

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.

No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.

by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

carrotsniffer

generally used as an insult; meaning a jerk or someone being an ass

"Give me back my taco, you carrotsniffer!"

by criss&gina January 11, 2009

peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat

Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!

by meridianloser February 12, 2010

California Carrot

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

by edex November 10, 2007

albino carrot

a white radish.

Vivien: Hey, i just ate an albino carrot!
Nicky: You mean a radish?

by NMenguin August 7, 2008

corrosive

an ancient name given only to those who specifically enjoy making money off the corruption and slow death of others. the other words, the best of the worst.

dumaurier and players are corrosive

by CorrosiveTy May 26, 2008