coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".

That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.

by YMYLYB May 14, 2015

Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.

I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.

by Incubusss November 27, 2015

corporate pizza

Coroprate Pizza-pizza from national pizza chain restaurants ie: Dominoes, Papa John's

I ordered a pizza last night, it was a corporate pizza, from Dominoes.

by Rosa925 May 30, 2016

Corporate Ping Pong

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.

RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!

by myrightnut November 16, 2016

corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.

She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.

by @sps March 2, 2017