The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
Get the Cooch Crampermug. i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025
Get the impossible coochmug. pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
Get the cooch growlermug. by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022
Get the coochmug. In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
Get the cooch loofahmug. I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute
by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018
Get the cooch flutemug.