confuig

a typing error smells like bear urine and is absolutely pleasing to the pallet.

dumb person: Kant u reed wat i rit?
cool person: dude that was a huge confuig

by boomimmabomb August 4, 2010

Connunism

A type of teaching method where the teacher gives students a load of homework, senseless worksheets, boring and useless videos, the teacher then yells at the students for no apparent reason, and then just sucks the life out of the entire class

That class is full of connunism.
That class is very connunist.
I fell asleep during the video in the connunist class.

by Chheddacheez October 14, 2011

Connoiss’more

An expert on all matters involving s’mores. A s'more connoisseur. (From the French Conniss’meur)

After extensive campfire training, Carie was an expert in the art of graham cracker, marshmallow,

and chocolate… a true connoiss’more.

by fannypants3155 June 17, 2016

connissouche

connissouche (noun) - Someone who is really good at being a douchebag.

That guy thinks he knows everything and puts down everybody else for it. He's such a connissouche.

by TotallyOriginalPseudonym March 27, 2017

Conduit

When you set your bar too low and the girl your trying to sleep with isn't doing it for you. When you can't get hard...

Her "What the hell man, dont you want me?"

You" I Conduit, sorry I thought I could but I've got a friend that's into fat chicks."

by Mr. Floppy Cock October 3, 2017

Conquistafag

A hispanic persons who tries to fit it, but fails and ends up in very gay situations.

"Ugh Joel is such a conquistafag he's such a loser."
"Don't forget gay too."

by ThotDetector700 November 8, 2017

connoisseur

A connoisseur is not someone who can eloquently describe a certain taste, but someone who has developed very specific preferred tastes.

After a hard day, the connoisseur leaned back to enjoy a piece of locally-produced, bean-to-bar chocolate, thinking "Damn, this is the best chocolate I’ve ever tasted!

by the_donkeyrider January 28, 2018