Coconut Sandwich

The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah
"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"
by Matthew McD February 11, 2008
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coconut poop

Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!
Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday
by Mr D man May 16, 2019
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Coconut Malled

hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you
by Man that’s Major May 08, 2021
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coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.
Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."
by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013
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Coconut Girl

A white woman who excessively darkens her skin tone or black fishes, being brown on the outside but white on the inside.
Yo dude, did you see Molly? Last time I saw her she was as white as paper.”

“Yeah, bitch is a coconut girl.”
by Amaya Divine April 09, 2021
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coconut pussy

Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..
"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"

"Yeah.. wait what?"
by Nonaword November 23, 2019
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coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.
"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"
by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020
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