cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.

Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

Indian shit clustering

When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick.

Adam and Tala Indian shit clustering (When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick) last night and she bounced on his dick and shitted right between his legs into the same toilet

by CreativeFreakTerming April 27, 2025

Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.

How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.

by ridelugged January 1, 2010

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe

"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy

by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018

Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.

1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.

by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014