Chewtivated

A dog's irresistible urge to chew on stuff.

My new puppy is very chewtivated. It's already torn up my sandals, three pillow cases, my mom's quilt and part of the sofa.

by saltwater crocodile high five October 12, 2016

Cleptotechno

The computer guy that steals your personal information and changes out your 1T hard drive for a 2G hard drive.

That computer guy fixed my computer, but it used to have a 1T hard drive now it's got a 2G hard drive. I think it's another case of cleptotechno.

by fetishforfun October 23, 2016

cleetirous

A hicks cousins clitoris

"Damn bobby you did done destroyed that cleetirous last night"

by DoucheNozMcgee December 12, 2016

cleftman

Direct English counterpart of 'Schisandra', that is, another way of saying the Greek compound.
Schisandra is the genus name, family is the Schisandraceae, derives from the Greek 'schisis' and 'andros' - which mean 'crevice' and 'man' in reference to the cleft on the stamen of some varieties.

Cleftman berry boosts your health.

by Sanmayce June 5, 2017

Cleft Nut

A greasy mans left nut

HES FINE AS HELL but i heard he has a have a cleft nut....

by Deadasshoe August 10, 2017

cleptophallic

an addiction to stealing penises that belong to another person or their wife/girlfriend/hookup.

my girlfriend is a cleptophallic; she's cheated on me three times now!

by caydubluu April 23, 2018

Cleeter

A very descriptive image of THE cletus McFarland, just so happens to make one individual very happy and the beloved individual expresses the thrill by placing a penis in the bottom left corner of the Mona Lisa like image

Cleeter

by Cleeter March 23, 2019