The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018
A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.
by spraymatthews December 16, 2015
1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay March 01, 2018
I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'
'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015
A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love
There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel
by KYSJ3WB0Y December 14, 2023
The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"
by J4VA April 25, 2023
by Pocacherry August 03, 2018