Circus Queer

A common find in the modern day circus. Commonly consisting of a sparkly outfit, and performing blowjobs for kicks. Most people commonly recognise this queer as Tom Emery, due to his natural habits.

Person 1: Dude, were you at the circus last night?
Person 2: Yeah, remember that Circus Queer there?
Person 1: Yeah, he looked like Tom Emery

by TomJE1999 January 13, 2014

Circus Ole

When a man sticks two fingers in his ass, and proceeds to jerk off at the same time.

I’m gonna commence in some Circus Ole later tonight.

by dudewhytfcantifindausername January 03, 2022

You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus

Reserved For Only The Most Clowniest Of Clowns.

Person 1: *Says Something Stupid*
Person 2: What The Fuck?
Person 3: You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus
Person 4: I Exist? I EXIST!!!!

by fwefff May 05, 2023

Circus Shift

A work shift worked in tandom with little to no sleep. As such is most common with a carnivals or circuses. But can apply to any individual that works shifts in tandom.

He must of had a circus shift. He fell asleep as soon as he got home.

by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown

When you use your hand on a chicks head during a bj and her eyes water and the slobber makes her makeup runny and her nose turns red from you slamming her face into your pelvis.

It was awesome she let me use both hands and I turned her into a circus clown, her makeup was runny and her nose was bright red. Best head ever 🤡. I love turning a Girl Into a circus clown!

by WoodBalls January 25, 2021

Circus Trap

When narcissists lure you into joining their reality with ill intent behind their words/actions.

Becky : "John told me he loves me after 2 weeks of dating, but he hasn't even asked me what my middle name is."
Angela : "Sounds like a narcissist. Don't fall for that circus trap."
Becky : "Yeah, it seems like he can't get over himself. I'm gonna dump this clown. NEXT."

by disillusioned1 April 13, 2019

Circus tent

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.

No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?

by The Original Agahnim January 07, 2022