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Daddy's Cheesecake

The act of your father ejaculating in your arse. Afterword your mother eats it all.
i loved the Daddy's Cheesecake at the family cook out last week.
by Biginfamous May 6, 2020
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Cheesecake McGee

CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.
At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass
by Qortne July 30, 2018
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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017
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Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024
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Cherry Cheesecake

When you creampie a female while shes on her period, and the nut drips out her cooch with red streaks in it.
Tom "Dis you give that girl at the party a Cherry Cheesecake?"

Jim "Hell yeah I did!"
by Lil CrabRangoon January 22, 2022
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Cheesecake

wanna go to that cheesecake store and eat some of that guud cheesecake?
yeahhh of coursee!!!!
by ihx23 May 25, 2025
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