Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.
by James December 17, 2003
Get the Chav mug.A culture of people who dress a certain way(track suits and burberry often) and often speak in slang, alot of so these called chavs indulge in the "happy slap" trend,Chavs have no manners and are often in groups, they call these groups "Mandems" and these so called "Mandems" are often named after the postcode of the area they live in i.e b64 etc...
by Digital Bath October 22, 2008
Get the Chav mug.Chavs. The blissfully unaware youth of the UK.
They terrorise little children, old women and bus drivers. They enjoy not doing anything they're told, it gives them a sick pleasure that scientists have yet to figure out.
You hear them before you see them. Yes, they have ridiculous accents, pimply faces, a cigarette in one hand and yell "I'll shank you blad, wot?!" to your 5yr old son. Chavs prefer to wear, tracksuits, white trainers, 9ct gold from Argos, and Burberry.
They hate anyone who makes sense. Due to dropping out of school, they lack intelligence, so they have created their own language. No one understands it, not even chavs. It just makes them feel better about themselves.
Chavette is the term for a female chav. They accessorize with Buggies, lots of makeup and huge gold hoops. They think they're "choong" (good looking). Unfortunatley, this species can breed.
Chavs think they are gangsters. They try to pick up chicks with their Modded cars. Which us average citizens call Chavviot. They invest into these cars by installing stereo systems and speakers bigger than the car door itself. The government are still stunned and confused as to where this money comes from. It's the mystery of the chav.
So how do we spot them?
Outside Mcdonalds, or anywhere where the weak are.
What do they do?
They hunt in packs. Mercilessly attacking their victims with nonsensical slang. Leaving both the chav, and the vitcim confused.
They terrorise little children, old women and bus drivers. They enjoy not doing anything they're told, it gives them a sick pleasure that scientists have yet to figure out.
You hear them before you see them. Yes, they have ridiculous accents, pimply faces, a cigarette in one hand and yell "I'll shank you blad, wot?!" to your 5yr old son. Chavs prefer to wear, tracksuits, white trainers, 9ct gold from Argos, and Burberry.
They hate anyone who makes sense. Due to dropping out of school, they lack intelligence, so they have created their own language. No one understands it, not even chavs. It just makes them feel better about themselves.
Chavette is the term for a female chav. They accessorize with Buggies, lots of makeup and huge gold hoops. They think they're "choong" (good looking). Unfortunatley, this species can breed.
Chavs think they are gangsters. They try to pick up chicks with their Modded cars. Which us average citizens call Chavviot. They invest into these cars by installing stereo systems and speakers bigger than the car door itself. The government are still stunned and confused as to where this money comes from. It's the mystery of the chav.
So how do we spot them?
Outside Mcdonalds, or anywhere where the weak are.
What do they do?
They hunt in packs. Mercilessly attacking their victims with nonsensical slang. Leaving both the chav, and the vitcim confused.
Chav 1: Oi, giv us a fag innit mate
Person: Me?
Chav 2: Oiii, dick'ed, stop gettin all emotional innit. Fockin baby.
Person: Leave me alone..
Chav 3: Ooooh Ahhhh
Chav 1,2 & 3: Verbally abuse the person till he/she starts crying.
Person: Me?
Chav 2: Oiii, dick'ed, stop gettin all emotional innit. Fockin baby.
Person: Leave me alone..
Chav 3: Ooooh Ahhhh
Chav 1,2 & 3: Verbally abuse the person till he/she starts crying.
by Pancake-head October 4, 2008
Get the Chav mug.Let's just simply say... the biggest gang of twat-faced douchebags you are ever likely to meet.
They think burberry is "da bomb"...
...newsflash... it just isn't.
Also see Chavettes aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to:
*get on your fucking nerves!
*flunk their grades
*think that vanilla ice is "cool"
*use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance
*have huge egos
*play their crappy music from their cellphones... they
usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good
*they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good
*mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define
*spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes
*spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony)
*just fucking spit everywhere
They think burberry is "da bomb"...
...newsflash... it just isn't.
Also see Chavettes aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to:
*get on your fucking nerves!
*flunk their grades
*think that vanilla ice is "cool"
*use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance
*have huge egos
*play their crappy music from their cellphones... they
usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good
*they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good
*mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define
*spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes
*spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony)
*just fucking spit everywhere
Example of chavs language: aint seen ya in fuckin' time, where ya fuckin' bin, fuckin' this, fuckin' that.
Advice:
*DO NOT BECOME ONE
*JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T
Advice:
*DO NOT BECOME ONE
*JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T
by Emma aka. Chica!!! July 25, 2008
Get the Chavs mug.1. The term C.h.a.v may be an abbreviation of the phrase 'Council House And Violent' due to the original concept that 'Chavs' came from poorer run down areas with a notorious rate of crime and violence.
2. Chav now generally has a broader meaning as many wealthier people who didn't leave in council accomedation chose to join the Chav culture. For example, wealthy folks from Essex.
3. In many places, Chavs however are considered an underclass of people that good and decent people try to avoid when crossing the street or resent having to deal with in the first place.
4. Another reason society has a strong dislike of Chavs, is the fact that many white Chavs are notoriously racist against people of Asian or African extraction; despite the fact that many of these same white Chavs idolise African American rap or hip hop artists such 50 Cent or Snoop Doggy Dogg. For this reason some people describe "Chavs" as "white trash". Of course it is also worth pointing out that Chavs do not necessarily have to be white. Chavs also have a fondness for Spanish properties.
A vaguer description of a Chav could also be...
5. Someone who has an obscene amount of jewellary on.
6. Someone who has a fondness for Burberry and basebal caps.
7. A person with a fondness for Big Macs or TK Maxx.
2. Chav now generally has a broader meaning as many wealthier people who didn't leave in council accomedation chose to join the Chav culture. For example, wealthy folks from Essex.
3. In many places, Chavs however are considered an underclass of people that good and decent people try to avoid when crossing the street or resent having to deal with in the first place.
4. Another reason society has a strong dislike of Chavs, is the fact that many white Chavs are notoriously racist against people of Asian or African extraction; despite the fact that many of these same white Chavs idolise African American rap or hip hop artists such 50 Cent or Snoop Doggy Dogg. For this reason some people describe "Chavs" as "white trash". Of course it is also worth pointing out that Chavs do not necessarily have to be white. Chavs also have a fondness for Spanish properties.
A vaguer description of a Chav could also be...
5. Someone who has an obscene amount of jewellary on.
6. Someone who has a fondness for Burberry and basebal caps.
7. A person with a fondness for Big Macs or TK Maxx.
by Samuel SP October 9, 2005
Get the Chav. mug.Has been a whirlwind of a craze in recent years...What you do right, is dress like your going for a run with a hood and baseball cap (baseball bat is optional), or in the girls case dress in your pj's like your going to bed. You stand around on a street corner, and shout abuse at anyone who looks different to you. That particular street corner seems to have a magnet on it as more and more chavs are drawn to that area... Of course you can't go any further than this street corner because of your ASBO... This area becomes otherwise abandoned, people live in fear of being beaten up, and are so intimidated they stay clear of their town centre almost completely. No one dares venture out on a Friday night, if they have any sense, as you get underage kids drinking and smoking, talking about how many birds they shagged in the last week. the girls are dressed like complete and utter sluts,(with skirts so short, your suprised they even bothered to wear one) who only recently discovered there was more use for their private parts than just taking a piss... They are now taking the piss by wearing more make up and wearing more fake bling than a cheap vietnemese whore in a gold spray factory. Often leave school early to pursue a career in shelf stacking.
by dog bin today May 8, 2006
Get the chavs mug.The plague that is spreading across the UK. The male Chav is typically stick thin, with hips wider than his shoulders, short red or blonde hair plastered with obscene amounts of gel, and a deformed mug which looks at least a decade beyond his years. He decks himself in cheap flammable sportswear, white trainers, and a cap which is usually far too large for his pin-head.
The Chav hag is usually obscenely overweight and grotesquely ugly. She decks herself in tracksuits that resemble pajamas. She think's that she's "hot" and thus pulls her thongs up to her 40-inch waistline.
Above all, the Chav is notable for it's bizarre form of speach. Resembling something between gollum and a mentally retarded infant. Though the Chav possesses great knowledge of expletives, it's vocabulary is otherwise limited.
Chavs can often be found lurking outside the local chippy, in children's play areas, at bus shelters, and in pub car parks.
The Chav hag is usually obscenely overweight and grotesquely ugly. She decks herself in tracksuits that resemble pajamas. She think's that she's "hot" and thus pulls her thongs up to her 40-inch waistline.
Above all, the Chav is notable for it's bizarre form of speach. Resembling something between gollum and a mentally retarded infant. Though the Chav possesses great knowledge of expletives, it's vocabulary is otherwise limited.
Chavs can often be found lurking outside the local chippy, in children's play areas, at bus shelters, and in pub car parks.
Typical conversation of two chavs.
Chav Turner: Alrite? I was down the pub the uva nite rite, had a fite, had some wite lite, took a shite.
Chav Jason: You is well ard innit!
Chav Turner: Alrite? I was down the pub the uva nite rite, had a fite, had some wite lite, took a shite.
Chav Jason: You is well ard innit!
by Ctophers October 25, 2007
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