Chronic

1.In the west it is high quality and reletively seedless nugs.
2.Back east it is dank refer usually laced with coke.

Make my funk the Chronic

by cannabisativa October 9, 2003

Chronic

a more potent form of marijuana, it is better than your regular schwag, it comes in nugs and rarley has seeds and usually just one stem

Roll up a blunt with that chronic nigga.

by Indo man September 24, 2003

chronic laziness

the feeling you get when you know what you have to do but you dont want to do it for no reason other than pure laziness. its what underclassmen get before their senior year.

xtine: i have chronic laziness
whit: u have early sympton of senioritis

by charlie in the box May 16, 2006

chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.

oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater

by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010

Chronic

A Toxic Vyond/GoAnimate User who is a communist supporter and obsessed with bashing other Vyonders/GoAnimators' Opinions on users and discriminating towards many users! He is also the dictator of the Vyond/GoAnimate Community.

Chronic is so toxic, he uses the criminal term in the wrong context, he even uses the Criminal Supporter Term the wrong way!

by FF2007 Vyonder November 23, 2022

Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

Chronically Online

These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.

p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.

by Chuck Phuck July 17, 2021