The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

by Dunhloke July 25, 2011

emma chamberlain

quirky teen who doesn't shower 🙈✨

phoebe: i forgot to shower today!
marcus: don't do an emma chamberlain!!

by thiccy nicki April 23, 2019

cammered

To get extremely drunk, vomit infront of you host's younger siblings/ children, and roll in digested spaghetti.

Guy 1: Dude, do you remember what you did last night?

Guy 2: Man, I remember absolutley nothing from last night.

Guy 3: You got completely cammered and now the kids think you're lactose.

Guy 4: Fuck.

by Rzad December 9, 2009

Chametz

Hebrew word for "leaven" any food containg an ingrediant that can ferment and rise. Sephardim do not consider rice and beans to be chametz but ashkenazi do.

Oy! I have to schlep this Chametz over to the food bank before pesach.

by txjewboy-yeahtxhasjews! March 29, 2010

Chameenk

n. Any and all things of, or related to whores. Unlike a woman, a chameenk is often disrespected, and treated as the lowest of the female race.

v. to perform a disrespectful yet sexual act on the opposite sex. The acts may include but are not limited to: Violation, the Donkey Punch, Smurfing, Hit n Run, Smash and Dash, Hump n Dump, and Rape.

(n.) Damn bro, what happened to that one Chameenk you were smashin last week?

(v.) Man im done Chameek'n that, she had a "Boyfriend" the whole time i sent her back to him... lol fuckin Chameenk.

by Jamesathen October 18, 2011

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017

Chamfered

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”

I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!

by nandossucksass December 13, 2017