10 Cereals

A game played. Hold a person down and have others tickle or smack there belly till they can finish naming 10 cereals.

Molly: "You want to play 10 cereals?"
Jimmy: "Sure, Whats that?"

Molly tackles jimmy and all there friends smack his tummy till the game is finished.

by xLelachaosxx May 31, 2009

monkey cereal

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.

You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast

by Sexydimma November 29, 2013

milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).

1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.

by luzza June 28, 2007

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

cerealist

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.

Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.

by tylersmyler September 12, 2010

Ceres

Ceres (not the dwarf planet) is a manchild strongly influenced by Brabant's drug abuse, therefore he has a strong mental handicap. He has a slightly different accent, from what he says. Ceres lives in a first world country and his number 1 priority is to make fun of second and third world countries.

"You live in Bulgaria right, how do they even have internet there?" -Ceres

His personality is centred around being a edgy. He bullies children to feed his rabbit. He says he breathes for a living, tho I do not trust this. He lives in a wannabe German province. He jerks off to Finland's shape. He has an addiction to anime just like his friend (I don't trust the fact that he has a friend). He always says he is born in the wrong country whilst living in a first world country. Further study must be made to truly understand his actual brain activity, critical thinking and thought process.

Yeah that guy in my class is such a Ceres, he whines so much about not being Swedish.

by walterthedogofceres November 1, 2020

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019