Capitol Hill Day School

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021

Capital B Bussin

When an object of saturation was so bountifully exquisite that just dubbing it bussin (with a lowercase b) would be a incontrovertible disservice to the bussin-in-question. Therefore, a capital B is mandated to stand before this statement as a prerequisite to a delicious specimen.

Ayo i just finished some cinnamon coochie crunch that shit was Capital B Bussin

by Dr. Boofinsmurtz November 26, 2021

Capital Of Thailand

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling

Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*

by XxpussypounderxX January 27, 2022

Capitate

verb:
The opposite of decapitate; To give someone head.

“Bro I just got capitated by your uncle”

by IDipMyOreosInWater April 6, 2022

Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal

I am a capitalist corporatism owner

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023

Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans

Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore

by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023