damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020

Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Calm Down

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"

Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~

by RBOUT99 December 23, 2008

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

calm your sack

the "calm down" of horniness.

can be applicable to ladies aswell.

guy: oh man i want you so bad

girl: woah woah there, calm your sack these legs ain't open for no one except my boyfriend!

by The Calm yo Sack Man November 16, 2011

calloom

far moron

calloom just ate the earth

by jardeath June 11, 2004