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Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Cali Edrington

The hottes and coolest person to ever walk the earth
I’ll never be as awesome and as talented as Cali Edrington, I’m so sad.
by Lupinsfacescars May 20, 2021
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Cali Berry

Just a chill guy. Nun too “of the wrld.”
by Unwrldlywayz November 27, 2024
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Cali

Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile

She’s a hard worker who does her best

She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story

But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible

She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute

Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors

She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend

Respect her boundaries!
“Cali is so sexy I want to put her in a cage and keep her forever
by Molkymonkey January 8, 2025
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Cali

"Dude, I got so wasted last night that I gave my step-sister a Cali"

"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving
by Reneenaynay July 7, 2025
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cali pigeon

a woman that has nicely shaped buttocks; slang for callipygian in SoCal
"Kim K's a real Cali Pigeon, you see her ass?"
by anonymous March 5, 2025
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King Cali

King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.
King Cali is one of the realest rappers I’ve ever met.
by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021
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