Cactul

another word for ladder, usually used to describe a place to climb in a video game.

Can also be used to describe anything uterrly awesome.

while playing a game.

guy1:"dude I have no idea where to go!"
guy2:"have you tried climbing that cactul?"
guy1:"good idea!"

by Eio Ninja November 11, 2009

cactomasochist

a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cacti

Derived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.

Emergency receive thousands of cactomasochists per year for extensive rectal and anal damage.

by Scrippy-chan August 29, 2010

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.

Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.

"Piss off, cactus head"

by HawkRing May 15, 2016

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017