Skip to main content

stodge bucket 

a very loose vagina full of stale cum
her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

I has a bucket 

A picture that is currently circulating the internet. Its origins are unknown, but it is still pretty fuckin' funny. It can be found by Googling "Walrus bucket" on images.
I has a bucket by JackSmakkey April 2, 2008

bone bucket

1. n. a place to put your finished hot wing bones.
2. n. slang term for a gay man's asshole. the implication is that many penises (hot, meaty boners) have been (or are currently) inside of said asshole.
guy #1: we ate a lot of wings. this bone bucket is full. we need a new one.
guy #2: frenchie's "bone bucket" is ALWAYS full.
guys #1, #2, #3, and #4 (pointing at frenchie): HAHAHAHA!!
frenchie (with sad face): yes. yes it is.
bone bucket by fackyou2 June 10, 2009

jizz bucket list 

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.
Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.
jizz bucket list by Bakela February 27, 2008

Mr. Bucket 

Mr. Bucket is a children's game featuring a plastic, motorized bucket which spat out differently colored balls. Occasionally the bucket comes alive and tries to suck someone's balls. The best method is to drown it as seen in the movie by James Rofle.
B: Hey, I'm Mr. Bucket
J: Oh, no no no.
B: It's OK. I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna suck on your balls.
J: I turned you off.
B: No, you turned me on.

Anywhere where there's Mr. Bucket, nobody is safe.
Mr. Bucket by agent_J July 6, 2010

Fuck it, get a bucket 

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.
After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.
Fuck it, get a bucket by arnie123 February 12, 2017